Ginger Kids

Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. We've all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs. I'm talking, of course, about Ginger kids. Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin , red hair, and freckles. This disease is called “gingervitis.” Kids who have gingervitis cannot be cured. Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike... vampires. Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called “daywalkers.” Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse, and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again...

Ginger kids have no souls.

We must rid the earth of ginger kids.

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