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When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.
Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.
When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.
You're giving me canned cheese energy right now
When you can successfully navigate your house at night without turning on the lights.
I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.
To accidently nut.
1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.
2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.
When you accidentally shit yourself in public.
I had a brown moment at the library after eating a giant spicy burrito.
When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants
If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!
When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor
Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants