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When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.
Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.
When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.
You're giving me canned cheese energy right now
When you're tight with your homie
We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.
taking a wee in the toilet
Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants
When you accidentally shit yourself in public.
I had a brown moment at the library after eating a giant spicy burrito.
To accidently nut.
1) (Noun.) Last night I derfed too hard and had an accinut.
2) (Verb.) If I soak I'm afraid I'm gonna accinut.
When you can successfully navigate your house at night without turning on the lights.
I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.