abdullah zafar

A brown version of Santa Claus because he crawls into little disabled midget monkey rooms and gives them a "gift". The crazy part is that he vanishes the next day and never pays child support. This intriguing specimen can be found with a peanut butter jar at all times perchance with a hole in it with a radius of approximately 0.2mm. Stay safe out there.

"Ohhh crap, Abdullah zafar, how did you get into my room!!? "

ishaan mathur

6'4 with dreads, hellcat, VERY nonchalant, sigma. Intense Rizzler as his occupation 25/8 can NOT stop rizzing every single female he sees. (Feminist BTW) (Why do women have to suffer so much :( ). Saves cats from trees, volunteers in the police force, Spiderman by day and Batman by night.

Bazinga! That Sigma must be Ishaan Mathur! He is soooo sigma!!!!