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Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
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A person with a penchant for having dicks in their mouth, similar to a sweet tooth.
Maria went out friday night for a nice dinner but her dick tooth got the better of her again and she sucked off the waiter in the bathroom.
Noun: More office appropriate term for a person's asshole
"Gloria bleached her golden button and her boyfriend couldn't have been happier."
"Hey Mike stop being such a golden button"
To casually excite a lady or gentleman through a garment with your thumb or thumbs
John, why do you always thrumb yourself at your desk?
John walked into the kitchen and to his delight Randall was thrumbing Geraldine by the fridge
A perfectly sized men's handbag to hold all of the essentials
Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials
Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
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The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
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