Bronup

Grown man who shows up to parties trying to relive his glory days as a "bro". Typically loud, constantly trying to edify his "legendary" status, and trying to prove that he can still keep up with the younger "bros" while also making any women present very uncomfortable.
Preferred Beverage is still a Natural Light.

"Yo! Who's that weird dude always hanging out at the rugby house?"
"I dunno, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago? Somebody needs to tell him to get a job and stop trying to be a bronup!"

Dave is in his thirties, married, with 2 kids, but still wears his varsity jacket and tries to pick up underage girls like anyone remembers that he was ever cool. What a bronup!