marriage blues

1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.

2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.

She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.

What caused Laura to become a stewardess.

An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!

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sunrise bash

1. it's dawn when you finish work and you are finally ready for some action but your partner is sleeping and mad at you for turning the music on.

2. an alone party you host for yourself after you finish work because you, instead of finally sleeping, get distracted by the cyber.

3. when you take a bath together in the morning rays before leaving to work/school. later partners may be found restraining their tongues saying:

me? oh, i had a sunrise bash... ;)