Skyrim-job

When all the males around are playing Skyrim leaving the Females unattended and frustrated.

Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.

Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.

Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.

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