CBN

The acronym "CBN", short for Corny Big Nuts after the popular energy bar alludes to the amalgamation of the greatest social group in eternity. An elitist colony founded upon the humble high energy bar, symbolising all the attributes a dignified member of CBN should embody.

Established in 2017, on the mouldy couches in the common room of the student union in the University of Limerick, the greatest social legion was born. An elusive society with a business hierarchy unlike any other fraternity in existence.

CBN's membership requirements are amongst the most obscure and secretive in existence. They have been noted to be as difficult as the Freemasons, Knight's Templar, and the Illuminati combined.

"Has anyone got the invite link to CBN?"
"I scoured LinkedIn for the entry requirements for CBN and couldn't find them"
"I ran a new 100m PB after eating 4 CBN bars"

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