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flopping the dolphin

To jerk off. Like beating the meat.

chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.

by lala January 5, 2004

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


be there or be square

A square being a nerd, geek, dork...un-hip, un-cool, unpopular, not with-it, etc. ...sort of person..."be there or be square" means about the same as "everyone who is anyone will be there", which is to say if you're not there you're nobody.

All the hot girls and all the rough boys will be at this party/club/place dude be there or be square!

by lala June 18, 2006

1485πŸ‘ 472πŸ‘Ž


nympho

A sexoholic female.

someone like me j/k! (sOmEtiMes)

by lala January 5, 2004

1572πŸ‘ 1312πŸ‘Ž


shitmergency

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.

Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.

by lala March 7, 2005

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dirkage

To have a big penis; stemmed from Dirk Diglar in Boogie Nights.

His he small or does he have the dirkage.

by lala January 16, 2003

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


paris hilton

A broke down hoe on a crackpipe.

Skinny crackfiend = Paris Hilton

by lala January 5, 2004

200πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


FurbyLand

1.A horrible place where bad people go to when they die. 2.An equivalent of hell.

Bad little kids who lie go to Furbyland when they die. The furbys never shut up there. OHHH NOOO NOT FURBY LAND!

by lala June 19, 2004

40πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž