MacGyver

MacGyver could make a computer out of a rubber band, a dead cat, and a LCD watch.

damn man! that guy took a pillow, a wind up toy, and a dildo and made an attack plane!

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squirrel master

the quote "crazy guy" in jail that saves your anal virginity by letting you be his bitch for no charge.

Squirrel Master: " I heard you're gonna be raped by nasty nate?

guy: "Yeah, can you save me? And if so what do I have to give you?"

Squirrel Master: "Nah man, I got your back. Just watch out in the shower"

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panker

another word for someone being a "pussy"

DreamTactix291 is a panker

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