A slang term for male masturbation.
Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"
Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.
A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.
Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".
Mary: I'm serious mom....
Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.
~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.
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