Ruri

Rarely cited sex God, commonly worshipped in 21st century Germany. Followers invoke the God whilst wearing a selection of leopard print and black spandex garments chanting the following rite: UpsiDoranGaronUpsiDoo (x2)
It is believed and has been proved that this practice will attract sexual partners of either gender. Sometimes the attraction is so extreme, a follower of Ruri may suffer sexual attacks and rapes after taking part in a worship rite.

-I haven't pulled in years. I am cursed by Ruri.

-I was raped 5 times yesterday on the way home. Ruri must have blessed me.

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