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Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

by lalalander17 February 9, 2009


get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 21, 2009

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


temp temp

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.

Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


lust buster

Any person, event or thing that causes an abrupt end to sexual desire; a huge turn off.

Jimmy was polishing his woody when his parents opened his door and freaked.
Man, that's a total lust buster.

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


San Franfrisky

A nickname for San Francisco that acknowledges the sexy, saucy, wild, sultry, permissive, sensuous, promiscuous nature of the city.

Fred: How was your vacation?
Lance: I left my cock in San Franfrisky!

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


moany tony

a man who moans nonstop during sex.

Joanie: You shoulda heard the moany tony I fucked last night. Thank gawd it was over in three minutes.

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž