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hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 21, 2009

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


moany joanie

a woman who moans nonstop during sex.

Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


laughlinks

links found in the body of an email that, when clicked, take you to something funny.

Did you see Charlie's email? It's got three laughlinks.

by lalalander17 February 16, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brainiac yack

talk that's pompous and attempting to appear intelligent.

Everything that professor says is brainiac yack.

by lalalander17 February 9, 2009


urban dic dick

1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.

Harry added fifteen terms to Urban Dictionary, all about his dingdong. He's such an urban dic dick.

by lalalander17 March 2, 2009

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž