Anthony

A kind, pure bred Italian man who expects nothing but the best quality at all times, and is prone to throwing mild to severe conniptions at a moments notice.

Person 1: Where are you staying?
Anthony: Shangri-La, obviously. What about you?
Person 1: At the Hilton.

Anthony: Don’t even get me STARTED on that hotel. I want to throw a conniption just thinking about it.