imho

(ey`em`ach`oh)abbv. In My Humble Opinion 1. an internet acronym used to qualify a statement made by someone who
(a) thinks every utterance they ever made is TRUTH, not just an opinion, and,
(b) has never experienced anything remotely like humility
2. a phrase used on the internet to excuse anything stated just previous, no matter how vile, personal and insulting.

1. "chicas in chatroomz can alwayz tell i m teh 1 tru hottie. i ownz, imho"
2. "omg. wtf. you are a worthless of piece of crap. lol. the internet would be a better place if you would just die. STFU. GTFO ... imho"

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Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell. Everybody's got one.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

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Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

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Fat Mike

He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice

Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet

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Celeste

An absolutely beautiful girl. She's not a slut or a whore. She's one of the most perfect girls in the universe. She's the perfect girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, anything in between. Any guy would be perfect to have her. She usually has a slim body, just like an hour glass. She has brown hair and blue eyes. She may seem shy at first when you meet her, but when she gets used to you, she's crazy af. Celeste's are just the most perfect, amazing, smart, beautiful, and awesomest girl you could meet. If you have a Celeste in your life, keep her, especially if your a guy. Chances are other guys want her. She's an easy girl to make happy. She's an amazing girlfriend to have. Celeste is amazing at sports. And no matter how many times people say it. Celeste's are incredibly sexy!

Did you see Celeste?
Yeah she looked awesome!
Of course, she's a Celeste

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blumonday

n. (bloo`mun`de) 1. a nick on IRC with a spelling that happens to create the most unfortunate fit in the list of words in the Urban Dictionary, 2. someone pretentious about her beauty who ends up looking truly ugly due to the surroundings in which she finds herself, 3. a hugely unfortunate juxtaposition that creates unintentional irony

"I turned out to be such a blumonday advertising myself all around IRC in a way that I thought would make me appear beautiful but then I found myself in the middle of the blumpkies."

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lurk

in internet chat rooms, the activity of the majority of nicks you see on the user list

"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"

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