punchbag

A female, usually super hot, who likes 'bad boys' and consequently gets the living shit kicked out of her by the same bad boys she thinks are so great.

Often found whining to 'nice guys' (who totally worship her) about getting another black eye or concussion from her abusive boyfriend, whom she never leaves.

Pete: Lisa is wearing more make-up than usual today, I bet that douche Johnny slapped her again last night. She deserves a man who loves her, not that shit-stain.

Scot: No she doesn't. She's a serial punchbag who goes for cunts like Johnny every time. She gets bored when her 'man' isn't a substance abusing coward who smells of piss and beats up girls instead of getting into real fights.

Pete: Yeah, you're right, that bitch gets what she deserves.

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Sabined

Coined in praise of Hong Kong news presenter Tony Sabine, to Sabine something is to make a complete arse of yourself by creating non-words, i.e. 'crisisees'.

Past tense - to have Sabined something is to have botched it beyond all hope of repair, losing all credibility in the process.

Dude, how did your presentation go?

Dude, it was a nightmare. I got so tongue tied I was just using random syllables. I totally Sabined it.

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Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

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