Sub-Crumpet

Too Sub-Crumpet
Too withhold sex

"Kirke" Gilesie I'm horny
"Giles" Hmph keeps playing with iPhone

later that day...

"Giles" Kirke make sweet love to me...
"Krike" (Raised eyebrows) "You had you chance this morning"

Giles got "sub-crumpeted"