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Beaching

When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!

Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.

Annoyed listener: Cool...

Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.

Annoyed listener: Interesting

Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.

Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.

by larsthesailorman April 10, 2011

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