zombie

1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat

The zombie who voted before me voted straight democrat.

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Quail Hunting

1) A relaxing passtime when participated in in conjunction with your "friends."
2) An excuse to shoot someone.

"Let's play a game, we are quail hunting, i am the vice president, and you are my best friend!" -Carlos Mencia

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dick cheney

The man who Chuck Norris bows to.

The man who Dick Cheney shot apologized to the so-called vice president on live television.

(I dare you to look it up, it happened)

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defenestration

The art of hurling the nearest problem out of a window.

Defenestration of a human out of a 30th story window has a vicious tendency to create a mess that the police are not to keen on cleaning up.

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