Kayleed

A lengthy process in which a guy inadvertently becomes the best friend of a girl he is in love with. The girl, usually driven by her inexhaustible need for attention, is solely to blame for this unfortunate occurrence as she constantly teases her helpless guy friend. The guy will usually think that a mutual liking has developed between the two, when in reality the girl is just using him for various reasons including money, free stuff, and self-esteem boosting hook-ups, in essence making the guy her bitch. Being Kayleed is almost impossible to prevent so don't be too hard on yourself if it happens to you. However, once you realize that you've been Kayleed it is important that you "stick it to that skank" (literally and metaphorically) by growing some balls and no longer succumbing to her skanky ways.

Dammit I got Kayleed bad and I didn't even know it! It's all good though, I grew some balls and gave that girl a good ol' Alabama hotpocket

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