Itchy Clicker-finger

Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.

Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.

cross-like

When someone "likes" your comment on Facebook, writes a response and you feel obligated to "like" his response in return even if it's shite.

I wrote a great piece on Facebook page and some dullard "liked" it but came back with a moronic platitude. But, my Catholic guilt forced me to cross-like his response.

Twat knots

The female equivalent of men's blue balls.

Damn, me and Jay were just gettin' busy when he had to leave. Left me with a horrible case of twat knots.

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Congraduation

Short hand for congratulations on your graduation. Used especially often in China.

Wei; I hear you're graduating next week.
Zhou: Yes.
Wei: Congraduations! You did glate job.

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