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the act of taking a huuuuuuuuuuuge shit while listening to donald trump's debates
I took a trump dump after eating that burrito while watching fox news
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the answer to why your mom found creamed corn all over your sheets
also the answer as to why you laid out 10 lines of cornstarch and a razor and a straw
I was up till 5 am on Cornhub Night. My mom woke me up and found creamed corn on my sheets.
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when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way
usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality
billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
the suicide card
An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.
Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks
A threesome consisting of two black guys and a white chick in the middle
Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard that Big Sean and Kanye did an oreo with Ariana Grande
Guy 2: DAMN!
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a badass group of seven prisoners that escaped from a texas jail and killed a cop during a robbery
"Did you hear about the seven guys that escaped from jail?"
"The texas seven"
7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed
The texas seven were pretty badass until them dumbasses killed someone