'sup

1) The brief way of saying: "Hi, I'm really pathetic, what are you doing?"

2) Probably the worst response to any humane or initial greeting.

3) Okay if used when your under the influence, jocularly, and/or feel the need to be obnoxious for one hot sec.

1) Man sitting at bar with Corona: "'sup"
Woman trying to get a drink: "Oh! *Smacks forehead* I'm so sorry, but I don't understand all of the one word you just asked me or if it even if was a question at all"

2) Kind girl texting boy: Hey :) What's up??
Boy one hour later: "'sup."

3) Drunk tourist in cab: "Man, you do understand how epic tonight's gonna be, right?"
Hammered tourist friend: I know, dude! ETA 15 minutes... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUP ATOWNNN. We're about to Get It IN!

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