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When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves
Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle
Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
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A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening
Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
An unusually pleasurable fellatio session sweetened by the application of chocolate sauce to the pork sword.
That BJ was Blowalicious, I'm definitely a sweet vs savory person
To lust after a beardyweirdy for no good reason other than they are sporting unusual facial hair
Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him
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When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned
Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"
Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"