actuary

1) An actuary is a business professionnal who calculates insurance primes. They have VERY high skills in mathematics (statistics and finance). Actuaries have to be reliable and work-aholics.
2) An actuary is a place where they bury dead actors

An actuary is an accountant who find his life too funny

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laval

Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of Montreal.

Noticed that Laval can be spelled backwards.
web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~400 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Patrick Roy (avalanche's ex-goaltender)
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)

1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?

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laval

Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of montreal.

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~300 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)

1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?

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anticonstitutionnellement

(adjective)
An action taken against the law of constitution
It's the longest french word

Ce nouveau projet de loi à été déclaré "Anticonstitutionnellement" rose avec des éléphants et des israëliens armés de laser guns

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fif

In French (Eastern Canada), a " fif " is someone who's homosexual or acting like it.
Le féminin de "fif" est "five"

Sti qu'té fif !!!
Té five mon homme !!!

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