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this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.
"hey tom what you do last night?"
"nothing much just giraffe licked me girlfriend."
The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
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The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.
ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis
*yank*
ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!
When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.
or tiger pussied
Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!
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The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"
The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.
The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
Ava: Hey Lauren did you see Sam's new selfie pic?
Lauren: Yeah she had some crusty ass vagina lips!
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