east greenwich

1: Small, wealthy, suburban town in central Rhode Island. Home to many alcoholic trophy housewives and sheltered, spoiled brats. A town where BMWs outnumber brain cells, and the number of black residents can be counted on one hand.

2: The lone republican refuge in an otherwise democratic state

3: The "other" white town. See: Barrington

Brandon: "Did you hear they're cutting the music program at the high school so they can build a third gym?"

Jason "What do you expect, it's East Greenwich."

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