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Nashville

1) Kick-ass movie made in 1975 that showed the 70s as the confused, fucked-up, disillusioned, money grubbing, political, affair-having, backstabbing decade that it was.
2) Home of the Grand Ole Opry and country music in general *yawn*.

1) Along with "The Godfather" (Parts 1&2), "Patton", "The Towering Inferno", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", "Network", "Rocky", "Annie Hall", "Jaws", "Star Wars", "the Deer Hunter", and "Apocalypse Now", "Nashville" is one of the best films of the 1970s.

2) I can't stand that drawn-out, lonelyhearts country redneck ass music

by lawnmowerman October 31, 2004

37πŸ‘ 177πŸ‘Ž


minnie-ha-ha

Derogatory term used to describe half-breed Mexican-Native American women. Term can also be found in dialogue exchange between Jennifer Jones and Lionel Barrymore in the 1946 film, "Duel In the Sun".

1) L.B.: How'd they come to name you Pearl?
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.

2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.

by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005

8πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


whorgasm

When you bring your $5 trick to climax.

Andy: Uuugh, uugh, ugh, oh shit, here it comes, baby!
Desiree the Dyke: Ooooh yeah, daddy, oh shit! Now where's my fin at?

by lawnmowerman January 21, 2005

21πŸ‘ 219πŸ‘Ž


roz

Shortened version of the name Rosalind. Could also apply to Rosamund, if people still name their kids that.

Peter: Hey, Cill? Where in the hell is Roz?
Priscilla: Oh, you mean, "Mz. Rosamund? She's upstairs, powdering her clit, I mean nose, excuse me."

by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005

34πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


tits

A bountiful source of comfort, worth more than all the expensive posturpedic pillows in the world.

Jakecrying: Mom, Annette broke up with me today
Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest.
Jakesmiling happily: Okay! Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.

by lawnmowerman January 4, 2005

16πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


lifer

A Marine who relies on the USMC to survive in life. A pathetic reason to stay in the marine corps becuase you don't have the will or drive to make it on your own.

Sgt. Maj. Hudson is too scared to leave the USMC. It's his security blanket. God-awful lifer!

by lawnmowerman October 30, 2004

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


jelly

Something that Beyonce & Co. don't think you're ready for.

Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman December 2, 2004

1305πŸ‘ 1088πŸ‘Ž