Prostrate

An alternative word for "prostate," most often used by the gay community. Using this word is often the first sign that someone sucks a lot of dick in his spare time. He also likely does other gay things like put blow up decorations on his lawn to attract small children.

I went to the doctor's today for a prostrate exam. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be until I realized he had both his hands on my shoulders 🤔

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emplowerment

EmPLOWerment (n): authority or power given to someone to plow another person.

Ex: "individuals are given emplowerment when they arrive to the sex club"

Donna Buretta

A grumpy old dinosaur. But if you get on her good side she'll feed you cake. Not the best person to be friends with, but not the worst.

Donna Buretta may be decrepit but she sure can bake!