St. Andrew's

The best of the the three prestigious high school in Austin with a beautiful college-like campus and really good teachers (mostly). Known for higher SAT scores than high scores in sporting events, nevertheless the student body knows how to have a good time. The lacrosse teams like to pretend they're good when really the cross country team is the only team to have won a championship. Lacking an official dress code, the student body has their own standards demanding either unique vintage pieces or the standard prepster attire. The football team averages zero wins per season, however, a new Heisman winning coach has just been hired. Clickyness and general drama varies, but you can count on the Bros or the Pastels to mix things up, however, their cockiness far outweighs any attractiveness. The track team has the best bods, but the school is greatly lacking in the attractive male arena. The hottest SAS girls peruse the other Austin high schools when searching for adequate dates. SAS takes pride in it's Latin department, which frequently attends state and national Latin conventions bringing home The school loves to preach about diversity and flaunts its liberal politics. Popular St. Andrew's hang outs include Snow Beach, Magnolia, Maudies, Lake Austin, and ACL.

Student1: "Dude I locked my keys in my car again, but I can't call pop-a-lock cuz theirs a six pack inside."
Student2: "Man, that sucks. St. Andrew's education at work."

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