soccer

a sport that americans will never embrace because it is one of the worst sports ever. though better than american football, it is 1000x worse than lacrosse, because lacrosse is a true american sport, with actual contact. lacrosse is a true man's sport and soccer is not, because soccer does not involve contact, it is boring, and a large number of players, from what i can tell, are homosexuals.

Soccer sucks, play lacrosse like a real man.

That soccer player is gay.

That laxer is hip and owns all the soccer players.

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