Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

Napa

1. A bean plantation worker.
2. A sunmaid rasins worker.
3. A highway fruitstand worker.
4. A hard working pon who often smells of oranges or beans. Napa often struggles to put the salsa on the table for his family of 24.

Napa: Who wants burritos!
Atano: I do!
Liquid: STFU Atano!

13👍 94👎

sacadeez

similar to "dis dick" - look up "dis dick"

example in context?
person a) how much is 2 + 2?
person b) 4
a) congrats, you just won a sacadeez!
b) saca..what?
a)sacadeez nuts!

3👍 2👎

Malcolm'd

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.

Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.

7👍 28👎

hypocrite

George W. Bush

Wow, that guy's a G Dub

780👍 616👎

bongalicious

Awesome, cool, phat

That cheeseburger was sure bongalicious.

3👍 9👎

snail's foot

An extremely engorged moist vagina.

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!