invade

what trump did to america

Guy 1: Did you know that trump invaded america?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking imbecile.

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Harry Potter

That skinny kid in glasses who says incendio and you burst into flames

Harry Potter: Incendio!
Guy: AAAAAHHHHH! I'm burning!

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esketit

The annoying thing that Lil Pump says.

Lil Pump: ESKETIT!!!!!
Guy: Here we go again...

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little

add shit and it's donald trump

trumps a little shit

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true love

nonexistent

Guy 1: You heard of true love?
Guy 2: What's that?

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Jinx

A childhood game that occurs when two children say the same thing at the same time outside.

Guy 1 and Guy 2: Hit it.
Jinx!
Double Jinx!
Triple Jinx!
Quadruple Jinx!
Blackout Jinx!
Idaho Jinx!
God Jinx!

Jesus Jinx!

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asscrack

the thing reason you look at your plumber

Guy: Look at that plumber's asscrack, bro!
Guy 2: Sick!