Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'

"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.

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Full Lincoln

When you have sex for 3 hours, approximately equivalent to the duration of the movie Lincoln (2012).

The phrase was first used in the movie Sex Tape (2014).

"Who has sex for 3 hours...?! That's the length of the movie Lincoln. You did the full Lincoln!"

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Ménage à twin

The act of having intercourse or sexual relations with a set of twins.

Mike is fucking Brittany and Erica in the smush room; a true ménage à twin.

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GOmfT

Internet shorthand for GAME OF MOTHER FUCKING THRONES!

So excited for GOMFT tonight!

ejaculitis

The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.

Jon came down with an aggressive case of ejaculitis after his night out clubbing.

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Library card

A metaphorical card that one loses upon engaging in sexual intercourse in the library.

Kate took John's library card in the stacks last night!

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Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.

That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.

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