LCPL

The abbreviation of the rank Lance Corporal. Grade E-3 in the Marine Corps. His duties are neverending but last no longer than 4-6 years. He has the ability to do firewatch, clean, get devildogged, be completely unaware of his surroundings or situation, not give a fuck, PT after a night of drinking and unprotected sex, lose rank, gain rank back almost instantly, stay a lance corporal his entire contract, hate everyone, get fucked by the corps and skate like a motherfucker.

Gunny, "Hey! What the fuck LCPL?!?"

LCPL, "Lance Corporal don't know."

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