Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

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motherfucking

adjective: a distressed state of condition, primarily used to speak in a pejorative fashion.

1.that motherfucking son of a bitch
2.kill his motherfucking ass right now
3.this motherfucking tax cut aint worth a shit.

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oy

Exclamation of surprise, amazement, etc.
Most probably stems from "oei!" A West-European word, similar to the English "Oh!" or "Oh dear!" or the more modern "What the hell?!".

Also used to attract attention.

Oy, what the hell do you think you're doing?

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illness

something that is excellent or attractive.
can be used as a verb "I am gettin some illness tonight". As a description "How was the party?" "It was an illness dude!" Can also be used in the negative tense. "That chick over there is an unillness.."

ILLNESS!
Damn homie that shit is the illness!
So what is the illness tonight?
Bitch gave me herpies, I'm so unilled!

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Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

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Evil Ones

A trio of three LD Ezz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes.

LD: "Ready to kill Tails Ezz?"
Ezz: "Hang on, just gettin my fluffle launcher"
Joey: "Get me outta here!"

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P'D out

any guy that has taken too many sterioids and lost his mind. Can be recognized by bad acne, nervous twitches, stuttering, violent hand gestures, enormous body mass and homosexuality

Damn dude Hill an Porter have gotten P'D out!

Check out that fool in front of the mirror, he's so P'D out!

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