The one-walled paint job

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.

"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

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Crimp Crimp

The act of pinching one's penis to the point of no return. The victim will no longer be able to walk, masturbate, ejaculate, become erect, or perform any sexual actions.

Kai gave a real bad Crimp Crimp to Will in the locker room. He was crying in pain for hours!

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Wet Chomper

The act of ejaculating into your significant other's mouth so much that they must close their mouth, therefore biting off your dick.

My insides were about to fill up from the sheer amount of nut coming from Peter. I had to give him a wet chomper in order to stop the barrage of semen.