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pronunciation: {TOE-fog} noun, verb, adj. -tofogged, -tofogging, -tofogily, -tofoggalicious. (also known as: 'the Meg Ryan' or 'the Russell Crowe')
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1. a gloomy state of mind, especially when habitual, prolonged, or drunk; severe depression.
2. drunken thoughtfulness; pensiveness; feeling generally shitty.
-adjective
3. affected with, characterized by, or showing melancholy; mournful; depressed: a tofog kind of day.
-verb
4. usually expressed by sitting in a corner, masturbating using only your tears for lubricant, drinking smirnoff ice malt beverages and eating whole pints of ice cream, pouting, or watching more than one Meg Ryan movie in a row: known as tofogging.
synonyms: abject, atrabilious, black, bleak, blue, broody, bummed out*, cast down, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, dampened, dashed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, dispirited, doleful, down, downcast, downhearted, dragged, drooping, droopy, gloomy, glum, heavyhearted, hurting*, low, low-spirited, melancholy, miserable, moody, mopey*, mopish*, morose, sad, sagging, shot down*, spiritless, woebegone, wretched.
source: TOFOG (acronym for 'Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts', or 'The Ordinary Fear of God') is a butt-rock musical group started by the famed actor, Russell Crowe. Their music is generally considered so bad, so depressing, and so wrong, that it is widely believed to be the source of many suicides (if the audio on the videotape from 'The Ring' is enhanced, TOFOG's song 'Inside Your Eyes' can be clearly heard). Listening to any number of TOFOG's songs can cause testicular cancer.
"today was a totally tofog kind of day... i need a 12 pack of smirnoff, and some Meg Ryan movies, stat."
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pronunciation: {TOE-fog} noun, verb, adj. -tofogged, -tofogging, -tofogily, -tofoggalicious. (also known as: 'the Meg Ryan' or 'the Russell Crowe')
-noun
1. a gloomy state of mind, especially when habitual, prolonged, or drunk; severe depression.
2. drunken thoughtfulness; pensiveness; feeling generally shitty.
-adjective
3. affected with, characterized by, or showing melancholy; mournful; depressed: a tofog kind of day.
-verb
4. usually expressed by sitting in a corner, masturbating whist crying, drinking smirnoff ice malt beverages and eating whole pints of ice cream, pouting, or watching more than one Meg Ryan movie in a row: known as tofogging.
synonyms: abject, atrabilious, black, bleak, blue, broody, bummed out*, cast down, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, dampened, dashed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, dispirited, doleful, down, downcast, downhearted, dragged, drooping, droopy, gloomy, glum, heavyhearted, hurting*, low, low-spirited, melancholy, miserable, moody, mopey*, mopish*, morose, sad, sagging, shot down*, spiritless, woebegone, wretched.
source: TOFOG (acronym for 'Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts', or 'The Ordinary Fear of God') is a butt-rock musical group started by the famed actor, Russell Crowe. Their music is generally considered so bad, so depressing, and so wrong, that it is widely believed to be the source of many suicides (if the audio on the videotape from 'The Ring' is enhanced, TOFOG's song 'Inside Your Eyes' can be clearly heard). Listening to any number of TOFOG's songs can cause testicular cancer.
"Suzie just left, me, man... It's going to be a tofog kind of day. I just rented 'City of Angels' and 'You've Got Mail', and bought a 12 pack of Smirnoff Ice. Ugh"
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pronunciation: {TOE-fog} noun, verb, adj. -tofogged, -tofogging, -tofogily, -tofoggalicious. (also known as: 'the Meg Ryan' or 'the Russell Crowe')
-noun
1. a gloomy state of mind, especially when habitual, prolonged, or drunk; severe depression.
2. drunken thoughtfulness; pensiveness; feeling generally shitty.
-adjective
3. affected with, characterized by, or showing melancholy; mournful; depressed: a tofog kind of day.
-verb
4. usually expressed by sitting in a corner, masturbating whist crying, drinking smirnoff ice malt beverages and eating whole pints of ice cream, pouting, or watching more than one Meg Ryan movie in a row: known as tofogging.
synonyms: abject, atrabilious, black, bleak, blue, broody, bummed out*, cast down, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, dampened, dashed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, dispirited, doleful, down, downcast, downhearted, dragged, drooping, droopy, gloomy, glum, heavyhearted, hurting*, low, low-spirited, melancholy, miserable, moody, mopey*, mopish*, morose, sad, sagging, shot down*, spiritless, woebegone, wretched.
source: TOFOG (acronym for 'Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts', or 'The Ordinary Fear of God') is a butt-rock musical group started by the famed actor, Russell Crowe. Their music is generally considered so bad, so depressing, and so wrong, that it is widely believed to be the source of many suicides (if the audio on the videotape from 'The Ring' is enhanced, TOFOG's song 'Inside Your Eyes' can be clearly heard). Listening to any number of TOFOG's songs can cause testicular cancer.
"Suzie just left, me, man... It's going to be a tofog kind of day. I just rented 'City of Angels' and 'You've Got Mail', and bought a 12 pack of Smirnoff Ice. Ugh"
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"What are up to, guy?"
"I'm tofogging it up..."
"Sorry."
pronunciation: {ralf moh-chee-oh} noun, verb, -macchio-ed, -macchio-ing, -macchio-tastic.
1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.
2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)
3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.
4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"
source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
'we tried 'the ralph macchio with cheese', but my arms got tired and we fell down and now my balls hurt'.
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