Swart

1. A last name that usually means they like to fish, hunt, or do anything outdoorsy. People get bullied for this type of name, but just because the bully is jealous of their wit and skill. If the bully punches them or hurts them in any way, that will end with a broken nose or a kick to the soft spot(for a boy). Marry a Swart, and you will never get divorced.

Girl 1: hey, that's the new girl, I heard her last name is Swart.
Girl 2: Let's go beat her up
Swart:(Get's punched)(splatters girl 1's nose)
Ex #2
Guy: Yo! New kid! Over here!
Swart: Yes?
Guy: Isn't your last name Wart?
Swart: (Grits teeth)
Guy:(Punches)
Swart:( Kicks balls)

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