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When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings
That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit
When you are trying to load up something on your computer and all you get is the spinning circle of death.
When I was loading my new game, I had to watch Satan's halo for ten minutes
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The male version of the taint. The word is derived from the combo of balls and anus. BTW this is a great erogenus zone.
That girl dirty, she was messing with my banus. What weirds me out is I enjoyed it.
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when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.
damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.
Almost the same as last cookie syndrome except when you know it's your last drink
Just got hit with last drink syndrome. I'm looking at my last drink and have no way of getting to the liquor store.
Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands
I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.
An incurable disease. Symptoms occur anywhere from 1-3 days a year. Itâs incurable but not too debilitating. It has an onset of irritability, weariness and homicidal thoughts. Itâs usually mild enough to work through but if it comes close to reaching the homicidal stage you need to take a day to just do nothing and relax. Of course, Itâs best to catch it before it reaches that stage but it typically only stays at the thought process and not the actual performing of the homicide. Although, for some reason that scientists havenât figured out why yet, if you suffer from workitus and have a job at the post office, letâs just say you should change your career.
I have to take a suck day due to workitus