Bald

When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.

*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*

Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!

Roderek

That one person that is so loyal, it’s ridiculous. Roderek’s are people that will always stick by you, and tell you when you’re right, and definitely when you’re wrong. They are smart, friendly, and overly giving, but they aren’t above tell you about yourself and checking you whenever necessary.

Me: “have you met Roderek yet?”
Friend: “No I haven’t!!”
Me: “Bitch, if you don’t bring your ass over here! He is so nice omggggg!”