smartass

a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.

"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"

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JJ Redick

JJ is an AWESOME basketball player and a total HOTTIE!!! He has a HOT body!! He is the best basketball player there ever was and back to the HOTTIE part!! He never did pot...people just are jealous that he can play ball and that he is gorgeous...I love you JJ!!!

JJ is the best bball player ever!!

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retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

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twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

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scritchy

When something is both itchy and scratchy hence scritchy.

"My nose is scritchy"

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