Sharegasm

an unrelenting storm of impending shares that leave you happily spent and depleted. Meanwhile leaving everyone else creamed in shit they don't understand. Typically seen with a flood of Instagram DM's or group chat topics.

Guy 1: Nelson just had a sharegasm.

Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.

Segmentating

When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...

Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.

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Ball Cough

A slight tug on the scrotum when you cough, usually a result of a continuous dry hacking cough.

Bro, I've coughed so much I can feel it in my balls, think I have a Ball Cough.

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struggle shit

When sitting on a stall and all efforts to produce a normal bowl movement are not possible; so you make loud audible noises and squirm. Resembling the act of pushing out a fetus.

Dude is it ever ok to struggle shit at work? I'm pretty sure I just heard Matt in there, trying to push out a fetus.

Dalefication

The act of agreeing to some sort of event or fuckery by using the Spanish slang “dale”

Nelson: ayo, Whats good with this weekends dalefication at BX Brewery?

Emmy: dale