m-ai spart in doua

an expression in Romania used when something is obvious and somehow a bit dumb-funny.

In english, it means "You broke me in half".

"Dude, did you know that the orange is named liked that because it's orange?"

"M-ai spart in doua..."

The meme movie

Theh took it from us. Sony Pictures took it from us. Shame on you...

"Remeber what they took from you?"
"The meme movie?"
"No you dumbass, your left arm"

pig at the tabel

Usually, a person who eats like a pig. Pretty nasty!

or just a pig @ a tabel. Don't judge, they tryin to get some food too!

1st use:
"Ugh, have you seen him? He is a pig at the tabel!"

2nd use:
"Yo, look, that pig is at the tabel"
"That is hella dope"