TSA Syndrome

A mental illness characterized by an overwhelming intoxication with power, leading to delusions of grandeur, a compulsive need to assert dominance, and a tendency to make outlandish demands. Individuals suffering from TSA Syndrome often exhibit symptoms such as profiling, insisting on being referred to by self-appointed regal titles, displaying an irrational confidence in their piss poor decision-making abilities, and developing an uncontrollable urge to micromanage everything within their perceived realm of control. In extreme cases, sufferers may believe they are destined to rule the world, despite a complete lack of qualifications or followers.

TSA Syndrome comes from the asshat TSA agent at the airport who evidently believes your 4oz tube of anal lube is going to bring down the plane.

TSA bitch: ma'am, your 6oz tube of anal lubricant is not allowed past security.
sexy mad'am: but misses, I need my anal lube or Jeffreys big penis will hurt piping out my tight arse and pussy holes!

TSA bitch: ma'am you're going to need to either ship your anal lube back to Pittsburgh or throw it away.
fine mad'am: God damn it!

fine mad'am: *turns to Jeffrey* this bitch sure has a bad case of TSA Syndrome!!

Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.

Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.