Space Siege

1. A video game that is of appalling quality and lacks proper design.
2. Moment when a video game player is bewildered and wondering what on earth he is doing.

Guy 1: "Hey, they're going to make a new Sniper Elite game!"
Guy 2: "I hope not, the first one was a total Space Siege."

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Matthew

Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger...

What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.

One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.

Guy 1: Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend!
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks.
Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.

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