Pirate Ship

Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.

My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.

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arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.