Jamaican Bobsled

Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.

Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.

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