Jeremy

Jeremy is a 6-8 year old iPad kid with Vegemite encrusted outside his mouth. He is also constantly sniffing snot up his nose as he plays Real Racing 3 on his cracked iPad 2 Air with his sticky fingers.

Person 1: Hey, is that Jeremy over there?
Person 2: Yes, make sure you don't go near him. And don't give him tips on Real Racing 3, he'll sniff aggressively and tell you he knows how to play.