douche

1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that

2.) People who use Macs.

3.) Shortened version of douchebag

1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass dell laptop!"
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"

2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."

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